EVILLLLL, The hair it draws you in. The horror!!!!!!!!

Fear getting dances named after me

Fear a lack of obsessive followers (michael excluded)

Fear the stock market

Fear unemployment going up because of unemployed Democratic congressmen

Fear repuclicans

Waking up between a stick figure smiley face and a satisfied keyboard cat

Fear chess being counted as a sport

Ladies if you have a mustache, shave it! This isn't Russia... yet.

Fear evil!!!!!!!!!

Fear the unholy gay marriage of manbearpig and scuba bear

Fear manbearpig

A lamp shade is never a costume, and everyone has already done it

Kids, keep your leprechaun away from the hard liquor

Fear the promise of a translation bar

Fear the Blago hair fear the indecency

Fear canada and their bacon

Fear kittens on construction equipment

Fear hookers wanting candy!!!!